Friday, September 25, 2015

How to teach your child "cruelty"!

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a sight in your life,
As three blind mice.
The beauty of English education!

How to teach your child to lie!

Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Pa pa.
Eating sugar?
No, Pa pa
Telling lies?
No Pa pa
Open your mouth.
Ha! Ha! Ha!

The beauty of English Education!